I'm wearing boxers, babeh...
When I saw him in gym class...
My staring caused me whip-lash...
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (Ah, prebuescant libido)
Can't get enough of you... (Haaaaand-creaaaam)

I'm wearin boxer-briefs, babeh...
When I saw him during track practice...
I saw the spandex, woulda offered you lip service...
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (No, I just love to wank)
Can't get enough of you... (Da da dee da)

I'm wearing briefs, babeh...
When I saw him in the store the other day...
I woulda spoke, but the blood all went away...
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (Just a boner babeh)
Can't get enough of you... (Scrub-a-dub-dub)

I'm in a thong, babeh...
When I see him walking down the boulevard...
I freak out and act like a total retard...
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (No, I just can't get enough)
Can't get enough of you... (Woah-ohhh)

I'm wearing panties, yah...
When I see him in dominatrix mode...
With such an obvious load....
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (What a package! O_O)
Can't get enough of you... (No~ooooo....)

I'm goin' commando babeh...
When I see him on the beach tanning...
Grabbing his ass is what I'm planning...
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (Can we sing lawsuit loving)
Can't get enough of you... (Babeh)

I suppose that wasn't the best idea...
But when I looked across the prison cell...
Opps! You dropped your soap, it fell!
Cuz I love a man in tights!
And I can't get enough (Just wanna grope you babe)
Can't get enough of you (Lalala)