1. Thou shalt not write froot, because it is FRUIT, boi, because it is BOY, grrl, because it is GIRL, etc...
2. Thou shalt not admire retarded people like Avril, Christina, or Mariah.
3. Thou shalt not wear nor draw low-rise jeans with hiked up thong strings.
4. Thou shalt not say lol, lmao, or brb in any real life situation, EVER.
5. Honour the use of proper grammer and spelling.
7. Thou shalt not covet thy internet friend's bandwidth.
8. Thou shalt not write Rinoa Heatilly fanfiction. EVER.
9. Thou shalt not use abbrieviations like u, sk8, y, b4, k, ltr, prolly, etc...
10. Thou shalt not talk in baby voice, pretend to be weak, dress, talk, or act in any way opposite to thy nature to attract a potential mate.

*note: Commandments are subject to change upon whim of creator.