I remember when life was good, back in the day...
When I had all of that wonderful free time to play.
I was happy, I was joyous! No homework in sight!
I remember Christmas last year, outside was all white
I sat in my chair before a serene glowing screen
On the monitor fanfictions were there to be seen
Kensuke, Taito, Yamakeru oh my...
As I read I would smile, I'd pout and I'd cry
They called me the downloading queen, nazi and whore
I'd be up hours right-clicking til my butt had gone sore
Fanfiction, fanart, doujinshi and more
It was wicked and oldschool, hell, it was hardcore!
Now it's all gone to hell and it fucking pisses me right off
I sit here studying while my friends laugh and scoff
I've got deadlines on every single day of the week
From here on in, my social life's looking bleak
I used to have a life, watched anime and played games
But now every thing is boring, always the same..
O benkyou, o benkyou, then o benkyou some more!
I'm no longer a download nazi, I'm a fucking homework whore!