[Marni] That's some high quality amination.

[Marni] Now let's get our stories straight; they FELL down the stairs...

[Marni] Just because there was ten of them doesn't mean they couldn't all simultaneously fall down the stairs.

[Marni]
-Why are your hands down his pants?
-It's... uh... Underwearmon!!

[Marni] Stupid G-fuckin'-ratings!!!

[Andy/Manda]
-The world doesn't revolve around you!!
-Well it should!!

[Andy] I do not scuttle!! I waddle.. and I'll thank you to remember that...

[Marni] A cinderblock causes amnesia, right?? WHACK WHACK

[Andy] What'd you get on *your* last test?
[Marni] 21%... and I earned every bit...
[Andy] ... You got that by accident, didn't you?
[Marni] Shut up!! I earned every bit...
[Andy] *snicker*
[Marni] And I earned every bit!!

[Marni] Death by falling on spikes... if spikes aren't available, thumbtacks will have to do...

[Andy] The hell!!

[Marni]
-I think you should give your daughter some privacy...
-Shut up! I think they're talking about me!

[Marni] He's pretty phallic looking too.

[Andy] I'll break their legs...

[Andy] I'll castrate em'...

[Andy] Death by castration!

[Andy] But castration won't kill someone...
[Marni] Ya, but they'll want to kill themselves after they hear how they sound...

[Marni] They do in my sex engine!!
[Andy] "In my sex engine"?
[Marni] Yes!
[Andy] Did you really say that??
[Marni] *hysterical laughing*

[Marni] So let me tell you the mechanics of a blow job...

[Marni] So ANYWHO... suddenly, the vibrating dildo with special beads was vanquished by the golden boobie tassels!!

[Marni]
-"Together we'll squash that bug!!" SMACK
-Is he supposed to be unconscious on the floor like that?

[Heather] Oh, go knock yourself out... I don't hear banging!!!

[Andy] Anyotherwise...

[RyanG] So, have you two consummated your relationship yet?

[Andy] Stupid forked eyebrow man...

[RyanG] I'm normal. Everyone else is crazy.

[Manda] I'm not crazy, I'm creative.

[Andy] NIPULAR!!! (Said in the same tone as tubular!!)

[Andy] Just pick a place and pop it in.

[ChrisK] It's a bedroom kinda thing.
[Andy] What about an in the morning shower kinda thing?
[ChrisK] Naw, a bedroom kinda thing.

[Andy] Gibular

[ChrisK] If it's not Marni, then it must be Marni.

[Andy] Are my pants okay?!

[Andy] How bout a pube-sicle?

[Bart] Do you want shom pepshi? How bout shom cheesh?

[Manda] ...and I felt special for a moment...

[Andy] Yucky + Nasty = Yasty

[Marni] Skeevy + Cheesy = Skeesy

[Andy] Skanky + Gangly = Skangly or =Christina Aguilera

[Kyle] You fucking guy!

[Kyle] Bastard man...

[Manda] Sex now. Prepare for sex. Sex is coming.

[Manda] I'm cute.

[Manda] Somebody stole my pants...

[Manda] Settle down, my son.

[Manda] After you, my daughter.

[Andy] Yer just so damn squishy.

[Andy] YAMA!!!

[Manda] That's right... it's all about me! Me! Me! Me!

[Andy] Damn right you better.

[Andy] I have the scabby-scab disease!

[Mr.Burr] I may look like a man in the middle of his mid-life crisis who has to buy a BMW to feel good about himself, but you don't!

[Adam] He goes to 'hunt' in the 'bush' with his 'mighty spear'!

[Andy] Can you think of anything stupid?

[RyanC] So, about those apples...

[RyanC] Front door!!

[Adam] I love that cherry!!

[Andy] Oh, Mandy, you came and you gave me a wedgie...

[Manda] Oh, Andy, you came and you gave me a cookie... on your daaaay away from workie....

[Andy] ...and you could be Charlie, and I could be one of your angels!
[Manda] Screw that! I wanna be an angel! Times are changing- Charlie's my bitch now!

[Marni] I noticed you and you noticed me and there was like this whole mutual noticing thing.

[Marni] When you first looked up then I looked up at you cuz I seen you looking then it lead to staring and it was a whole staring thing and yeah.

[Jesse] Would a duck with only one leg swim in circles?

[Jesse] What is the point of a self help group?

[Andy]
-Ack- Damn tree!!
-Did you say you want to fuck me?
-NO!! I said, 'That damn tree'!
-*sniffle* So you don't want to fuck me??
-No! That's not what I meant! I meant-
-Oh, so you're saying I'm fat!!
-(O_o;;;) NO!! That's not what I meant?
-Ohhh... so you're saying I'm an unattractive skinny twig??
-(-_-;;) NO!!! That's NOT what I meant!!!
-So you ARE saying I'm fat!!!
-X_-;;;

[Marni]
-How bout some fresh squeezed oranges?
-Oh, I'd love to have an orgy! Who're you bringing?

[Manda] A little bit more fighting and we can send this to Jerry Springer!

[Marni] Oh, so haaarrrddddd....

[Andy] Man, I'd be embarrassed if it was textbook...

[Marni] Andy, you're the straightest curtain (I ever met.)

[Sam/Amie]
-I haven't spoken to my mom in a while...
-Maybe you should phone her?
-...did you just say you have a boner??

[Marni] That's like a 10 on the scary scale!!

[Manda] ...teamwork.

[Andy] Hey! Guess what I was doing?? I was on the net and I found a purity test site! You know what that is right? You take a test to see how pure or un-pure you are, and I took the sanity test! I was halfway through when it asked me a question: Do you ever ponder inatimate objects like a chair, cheese or whatever, and I had this compulsion to get cheese! It was good, I even made a song! La la cheese... cheese is orange... mmm mmm cheese...

[Andy] Fuckin' L!!

[Manda] Simmer...

[Andy] Ah, sleep. Nature's concubine.

[Andy] Everyone talks louder than I can think!

[Andy] You know what having a purple tongue means, eh?
[Marni] *hentai grin* You've been sucking grapes?
[Andy] No, it means you have a purple tongue. O_o;;

[Marni] Killer whales are the pandas of the sea.

[Andy] That's gu-reat.

[Marni] It's Thongmon! Thong tha thong thong thong-mon.

[Andy] Y'know what? It's not good, it's not even great. It's groin-grabbingly great!!

[Marni] Is it good?
[Andy] Groin-grabbingly!

[Marni] It's kinda pathetic how you can't choose between Yohji and Ravine. I mean, Yohji's so hot with his bitch tops, but Ravine is just so sexy with his hat...
[Andy] Irvine. IRVINE. Ir-fucking-vine!!!

[Sam] Can you name the Ten Commandments?
[Andy] Sure, uh, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, Thou shalt not lie... uh... Thou shalt not steal, and uhm... oh shit... Uh... Wow, and I used to know all twleve of em'!

[Andy/Manda]
*In Blockbuster*
-Excuse me sir, may I help you?
-Yes, ma'am. I wanna get your Snatch and Blow.
-??!! Excuse me?
-Oh you know, that movie Snatch with Brad Pitt and that one called Blow with Johnny Depp!
- -_-;;;

[Manda] GONE CRAZY!! (Be back in five minutes.)

[Andy] I don't give a flying fuck.

[Andy] Calm the fuck down.

[Andy] Hey, it's time to get up!
[Manda] *mumbles* Did put it in keg?
[Andy] ?? -Did she just say... 'Did you drown the old hag?'- What?
[Manda] *mumbles more* Did he put it in the keg?
[Andy] O_o;;; WHAT?!
[Manda] Mmm.. *sniff* Did he put it in the keg?!
[Andy] *silence* Wha?
[Manda] DID HE PUT IT IN THE KEG??!!
[Andy] 'Did he put it in the' what??
[Manda] THE KEG!
[Andy] Huh?????
[Manda] Never mind! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
[Andy] Did he put it in the keg?

[Marni] I want to be as skinny as Rei from Neon Genesis!
[Andy] Like Rei?!
[Marni] That would be cool!
[Andy] O_o!! So you're saying you'd want ME to be that horribly anorexic and skinny and bony and ugly looking!!
[Marni] No, I mean me! Not for everybody else!!
[Andy] Oh, so you're saying you don't want to fuck me.
[Marni] WHAT?!

[Manda] We're queer, we're gay... We're A-okay!!

[Andy/Manda]
Oh purple ass plug
All covered in shit
It went up my dad's ass
And he screamed like a chik

[Marni] Get the axe... the axe is in the kitchen...

[Marni] Get the axe... the axe is in the kitchen with Zechs...
[Andy] SHUT UP!!!

[Manda] Beat him! Beat him like he owes you money!

[Heather] No... no please... no don't! DON'T EAT ME!!

[Manda] Did you know if you set your pubes on fire, you have a bushfire?

[Amie/Evie] I'd like a giant envelope please.

[Marni] If you're going to dress up so freakin' sexy, you should at least fuckin' take off all your damn clothes so everyone can enjoy it!

[Marni] Y'know, you could take advantage of her now that she has that cast... She only has three apendages now instead of one.

[Andy] Sorry, I have compulsive channel changing disorder.
[Marni] I hear they have medication for that.

[Andy/Sam] I'm bi and I'm pisces. I have two fish in the sea of life. Wow. That's deep.

[Marni] You're leaving? Well I guess your village gets their ILIOT back.

[Andy] It's hip-grindingly great!!

[Andy] La la la Barcode song...

[Evie] La la la Bartek... la la la Bartosz... la la la Bartosh...

[Marni] Squibtacular

[Sam] I wonder if a spider with seven legs is as scary as one with eight? I mean, he is hadicapped now...

[Amie] Okay, so Manitoba's central?
[Sam] No, we're Western.
[Amie] Okay, let's look at the map. *looks at map* See? We're right under the Hudson Bay! It's east!
[Sam] Uhm, that's Ontario...
[Amie] Omigod! Someone moved the states!
[Sam] Yeah, the... states.
[Amie] Y'know there's 52 of them!
[Sam] 52? What are the extra two?
[Amie] Probably Canada and Greenland.
[Sam] God Amie you're an idiot.

[Amie] If B.C. is in the East why didn't the United States take it over?
[Mr.McGregor] Well, there weren't a lot of people near B.C.
[Amie] Ya, there's... all the population's on the East Coast
[Sam] That's the west coast.
[Amie] Oh.

[Sam] It's bi-riffic!!

[Sam] You're three steps away from a castration. One, two, three... castration!!

[Sam] He's so anorexic he must have only half a lung.

[Marni] Will I pass my Bio quiz?
[PoohBear] I have fluff 'n stuff in my ear.
[Marni] Quit it! Will I pass my Bio quiz?!
[PoohBear] I don't see why, but I don't see why not.
[Marni] I don't have to take this from a fuckin' teddy bear!!! *strangles the bear*

[Evie] Your funny's whacked.

[Penner] Do I get funkalicous super powers?

[Question] Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?
[Amie] Well... I'm still friends with Marni arent I?

[Amie] Oh that's cute... you think I'm joking.

[Andy] Why was the woods teacher so mad you asked for the wood?
[Travis] I don't know. He seems very protective of his wood.
[David] Yeah, nothing comes between a man and his wood.
[Andy] Ya, except for maybe his pants.

[Andy] You're driving me retarded!

[Andy] Would you like a burrito?
[Marni] What's a burrito?

[Amie] Who thinks Andrea's cute? Put up your hand...
[Peter] Who's Andrea?

[Amie/Andy] Gackt... *hee hee hee*

[Amie] Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

[Amie] The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Amie] Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

[Amie] For every stupid point you gain, your IQ drops about 6 points.

[Amie] That's wrong on, like, 42 different levels. *rolls eyes*

[Amie] Funkify

[Amie] But y'know... it's a HEALTHY obsesion!!!

[Kelly] You can Listen to everything teachers and parents say if you want to,just promise me one thing... you'll never retain any of it!

[Marni] It's better to give a crazy impression, than no impression at all.

[Amie/Evie] Aight? Aight!

[Andy] *glares into phone* Psychic death!!